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sparking!
I have never cared about this before, but this year I'm charged with static electricity. why? I dress the same way every year, though. what has changed? are clothes now shabby? or lots of cats hair on me? could it be related to metabolism, i.e., aging? no way!
actually, I've been having gastrointestinal problems lately. maybe too much alcohol, maybe stress. or...aging?
I'm old enough now, I don't need to get any older! time to stop! ←does that mean death?
